#515 Toys Not Included

25th December 2017 in Season's Beatings
#515 Toys Not Included
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FreyFox 25th Dec 2017, 12:00 AM edit delete
Hope you all have an enjoyable Christmas guys :) I remember having a stocking a bit like that!


GoodKaptainKook 25th Dec 2017, 12:03 AM edit delete reply
Honest question to you and anyone else: Did you ever actually get a real lump of coal in your stocking for Christmas? Because I'm sad to say...I did, one year :( Well, actually my folks brought as a joke because they thought it was funny, not to punish me because I did NOT get just a lump of coal for Christmas!

Hope you have a good Christmas Frey :) I guess mine could be better as I'm honestly just looking forward to it and all the madness associated with it being over for another year (all the rampant commercialism that this holiday officially represents nowadays wears me down)! I guess having a new laptop doesn't hurt though :D
Catsnightmare 26th Dec 2017, 11:03 PM edit delete reply
I never got an actual lump of coal growing up. But as an adult, I've given my friends joke-coal gifts, in the form of hollow plastic "lumps-of-coal" that open up so you can put small gift items inside.
Jake Elmer 25th Dec 2017, 12:06 AM edit delete reply
If they had a camera they could post it to YouTube titled
“Hey Jimmy Kimmel I gave my kid a Crappy present” :P
Fox Of Kings Island 25th Dec 2017, 12:36 AM edit delete reply
Fox Of Kings Island
*Nelson comes in with a dune buggy* Ha ha! You got junk and I got a Dune Buggy!
Shaggy 25th Dec 2017, 12:47 AM edit delete reply
Almost forgot about todays update :-P
Anyway it's always nice to see a happy child on chrismas day ;-) XD
Happy holidays to all and to all a goodnight!!!
AjayRulezzz 25th Dec 2017, 1:15 AM edit delete reply
Well the Durcell Battery Bunny would appear if this were a commercial.
Section79 25th Dec 2017, 1:34 AM edit delete reply
Hehe. Oh, Willow, you troll.

I don’t know about all of you, but I’m gonna be very happy once the holidays are over. It’s been such a stressful month for me that I’ve just become so weary.
FreyFox 25th Dec 2017, 10:08 AM edit delete reply
Yeah me too
Thwaitesy 25th Dec 2017, 2:56 AM edit delete reply

A bit mean yes, but a funny prank Becky will laugh at later no doubt.
David31 25th Dec 2017, 12:28 PM edit delete reply
Sometimes parents can be just as cruel as their kids.😁
D'Otter 25th Dec 2017, 4:00 PM edit delete reply
Well, it was almost certainly a surprise... but no doubt they'll come in handy when she sees what's under the tree.

Merry Christmas, FreyFox.
Dan 25th Dec 2017, 4:46 PM edit delete reply
Better give her the real presents real soon. Or else she is going to give you two your present: a hand drawn image of crayon art on the wall (and it won’t be on canvas if you know what I mean)
Shockey Rai 27th Dec 2017, 12:25 AM edit delete reply
Shockey Rai
Hey, At least it wasn't coal. lol
LongTom 27th Dec 2017, 12:16 PM edit delete reply
The modern-day equivalent of coal?
Warner Republic 30th Dec 2017, 4:01 AM edit delete reply
Warner Republic

I can see that. ^^
Warner Republic 30th Dec 2017, 4:03 AM edit delete reply
Warner Republic
Our favorite raccoon family having an April Fools-style Christmas. I wonder what the letter R in Becky's stocking stands for. ;)
Chrysicat 1st Jan 2018, 12:42 PM edit delete reply
Are you serious, Warner?

Most 'Becky's in the US are actually Rebecca's :-P
FreyFox 2nd Jan 2018, 12:21 AM edit delete reply
Yes, Becky's full name is Rebecca Speed-Schouten. :)