#297 Snippy Snip Snip

27th April 2015 in The Rusty Chef
#297 Snippy Snip Snip
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FreyFox 27th Apr 2015, 12:00 AM edit delete
FreyFox
Just goes to show that every couple has arguments from time to time. And Willow makes it clear who is boss!
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David31 27th Apr 2015, 12:01 AM edit delete reply
Maybe Timothy should be a man and suggest Willow get her tubes tied? :D
Dan 27th Apr 2015, 12:12 AM edit delete reply
Uh oh. Looks like Willow gonna make Tim turn his H&K into a cap gun. XD
Jake Elmer 27th Apr 2015, 12:40 AM edit delete reply
Yeah yer kids are gonna be a handful now
But maybe in the future Rebecca could be an actress or Ralphie would be the future CEO of a million dollar company
Thwaitesy 27th Apr 2015, 12:56 AM edit delete reply
Why is it on Tim to get something done. Why can't willow get her tubes tied?
Zarpaulus 27th Apr 2015, 1:24 AM edit delete reply
She just said their insurance wouldn't cover the female equivalent.
Thwaitesy 27th Apr 2015, 1:33 AM edit delete reply
A hysterectomy is a surgical procedure to remove the womb (uterus). You will no longer be able to get pregnant after the operation. If you haven't already gone through the menopause, you will also no longer have periods, regardless of your age.

A very much more complex procedure then the relatively simple one of having tubes Literally tied. There is even a non surgical version that creates scar tissue to block the tubes.
Muddypaws 27th Apr 2015, 2:42 AM edit delete reply
A hysterectomy can also effect hormone production.

HEY! How about a they use both the male AND female condoms when the "do it!"? Double wrapping as it were.
Seizethemoment 27th Apr 2015, 1:02 AM edit delete reply
Oh dear! XD

Zarpaulus 27th Apr 2015, 1:37 AM edit delete reply
Some people don't seem to get what a Hysterectomy is.

Hysterectomy is removal of the uterus, which Willow specifically shoots down since their insurance wouldn't cover it.

Though the female equivalent of a vasectomy is actually a tubal ligation, which is still a lot more expensive and risky.
Thwaitesy 27th Apr 2015, 1:55 AM edit delete reply
I did just say that about a Hysterectomy. But as I pointed out there is a Non Surgical method that get's the same result as Tubal Ligation.
Kangaar Foxfire 27th Apr 2015, 2:25 AM edit delete reply
Kangaar Foxfire
I doubt even Reg would be willing to alter a police officer in that way. 9_9.
Muddypaws 27th Apr 2015, 2:39 AM edit delete reply
OMG.... Even I would draw the line there.

Don't you KNOW woman! The jury's still out on the increased risk of Prostate Cancer from Vasectomies!

And, I *Don't* think you want to geld Timothy either!
Warner Republic 27th Apr 2015, 4:29 AM edit delete reply
Warner Republic
Raising a toddler and a baby at the same time is the limit pusher. :) And condoms can't be that trustworthy sometimes.

Whoa, Willow. Don't you think you're being pretty hard on Tim. He just asked a question to you. He wasn't really arguing with you. Just a question. :( Real mean, Willow.
Tigerpool 27th Apr 2015, 12:37 PM edit delete reply
*i civer my junk* Nope marriage ain't for me!
Amar Charles Cutler. 28th Apr 2015, 5:38 PM edit delete reply
Dear Mark Alexander Smith: I have another two questions for you: What makes and made Timothy and Willow think and thinked they decided to have Rebecca?. And Why Timothy and Willow have and had decided to have Rebecca?. And please answer my two very own questions again Please!. Love From Amar Charles Cutler As Your Reader Of Your Work and Your Life and Your Appearances.
FeigeRoman 28th Apr 2015, 9:41 PM edit delete reply
Nice going, Willow. You just made Tim spew coffee on the bedspread. That's not gonna be easy to wash out...

Also, I find Willow's nightwear here quite attractive!
Ajay Parihar 29th Apr 2015, 3:05 AM edit delete reply
I get the message from Willow. She wants Tim to get a vacsentimy or she'll tear his balls right out.Genital surgery can be scary to guys.
Jake Elmer 29th Apr 2015, 3:44 PM edit delete reply
@Ajay
That's true, but I heard if he overpopulate the earth
It could lead to madness
Ajay Parihar 30th Apr 2015, 2:09 AM edit delete reply
@Jake
Yeah Jake, but that's with rabbits, if they're sex-addicts.
K-9-Dog 12th Jan 2016, 2:48 AM edit delete reply
@Jake Elmer does have a point. I learned about over population in a class this year, and the problems of it.
Amar Charles Cutler. 29th Apr 2015, 2:42 PM edit delete reply
Dear Mark Alexander Smith: I have another two questions for you: What makes and made Timothy and Willow think and thinked they decided to have Rebecca?. And Why Timothy and Willow have and had decided to have Rebecca?. And please answer my two very own questions again Please!. Love From Amar Charles Cutler As Your Reader Of Your Work and Your Life and Your Appearances.
ShawnSkunk 28th May 2015, 2:56 AM edit delete reply
Poor guy XD
Ddurand 5th Aug 2015, 7:09 PM edit delete reply
That would be breaking words, for me.
GoodKaptainKook 10th Dec 2015, 6:41 PM edit delete reply
GoodKaptainKook
Having her tubes tied isn't an option...?

I would post the lyrics to the vasectomy song from Family Guy, but I'll refrain :D
Section79 17th Feb 2016, 5:51 AM edit delete reply
Section79
My father had a vasectomy once and it didn't affect him in any way. Also if it's an operation, wouldn't they put you on anesthetics?
FreyFox 17th Feb 2016, 10:57 AM edit delete reply
FreyFox
It's just a joke. ^^.
Section79 25th Jan 2017, 11:37 PM edit delete reply
Section79
Seems a little too mean-spirited to be funny.