#216 Virgin Suicides

11th August 2014 in Cruel Summer
#216 Virgin Suicides
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FreyFox 11th Aug 2014, 12:00 AM edit delete
It mentions in Randall's bio that he is an outdoor retailer - so here he is doing his more legitimate work for the community!


WolfGang-Jake 11th Aug 2014, 12:03 AM edit delete reply
Almost reminds me of Cabela's :)
Bridget 11th Aug 2014, 3:49 PM edit delete reply
I will kill you if I'm still a virgin when I turn 72
David31 11th Aug 2014, 12:12 AM edit delete reply
Reggie does have a point there. ;) :D
Harry S. (WarnerRepublic) 11th Aug 2014, 12:17 AM edit delete reply
The 72 virgins idea, those people even still believe that?! Ha-ha!! XD

What if the 72 virgins are sci-fi fan boys playing Dungons and Dragons or World of Warcraft. Like in that Family Guy gag?!

That could be even more worse!!! XD
Dan 11th Aug 2014, 3:33 AM edit delete reply
That's true.

Those virgins could be 72 nuns.

Or 72 Sci Fi fanboys.

Or those virgins could be 72 little kids who don't know the first thing about the complications of relations. Not to mention the fact that those virgins are also LITTLE KIDS!! So where is that going to lead you?
Muddypaws 11th Aug 2014, 5:53 AM edit delete reply
D.Durand 11th Aug 2014, 4:31 PM edit delete reply
Pretty cool and funny comic,lovable characters. Entertaining.

Keep the good work.
Kangaar Foxfire 12th Aug 2014, 12:38 AM edit delete reply
Kangaar Foxfire
I saw a comic somewhere, and I wish I remember where, in which a suicide bomber had dropped down the chute into Hell and was met by Lucifer who said to him "Oh yes you'll get your 72 virgins, but they all have constant PMS."

On a more serious note, religious terrorists of any kind are only 3rd in my fears after nuclear and biological weapons. How do you reason with those who expect to be rewarded in the afterlife for carrying out barbaric acts? Some Australians are asking for the death penalty to be reinstated here... But would that make any difference?
Ajay Parihar 12th Aug 2014, 1:35 AM edit delete reply
I remember a clip from Scary Movie 4, when a suicide bomber was sayin' "Death to America!" and the bomb didn't work He said "Aww *S-word*!" and then people beat him up.
ShawnSkunk 25th Aug 2014, 6:02 PM edit delete reply
oh my that would be a nightmare
Seizthemoment 12th Sep 2014, 1:48 AM edit delete reply
GoodKaptainKook 9th Dec 2015, 8:27 PM edit delete reply
Alternatively, what if the 72 virgins are...men? I don't think that's what the terrorists would want at all! :D

Seriously, I don't understand why ANYONE would actually WANT to join or support terroristic Jihadi groups like Al-Qaeda or ISIS...Though I do understand ISIS is in some ways like a cult, targeting those on social media sites who are emotionally vulnerable and easily manipulable...