If Randal thinks he can make that up so can I. Here's a short story. "Christ died for Mountain Dew which is the Nectar for Hikers's Thirst." There you go.
So Randall is at least 90 years old, and single-handedly ended WWII AND Vietnam? Why does this remind me of the types of stories Cotton Hill and Abe Simpson would tell on King of the Hill and the Simpsons (respectively)? :D
Congrats on 200 Keenyfox!
Randall must be one hell of a drunk! :D